Raccoon McPantless apologizes to her crappy stage parents links

Raccoon McPantless apologizes for calling out her crappy parents. [The Blemish]
Michael Lohan gives some sanctimonious, hilarious advice to Charlie Sheen. [IDLITW]
Jeanne Tripplehorn wears a glorious sack dress. La Jolie will probably wear this to the Golden Globes on Sunday. [Go Fug Yourself]
Lindsay Lohan, straight from the lip injection factory. [Celebslam]
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